I Want a Vest!
What is the deal when you can’t buy a vest anymore? In my opinion the vest is a great piece of clothing. You have a plain dress that shows off too many lumps. No problem put on a long vest all is forgiven. Outfit not professional enough for work? Get out the vest. Want to have all eyes on your face? Ruffled blouse with a vest. Funky? Vest! Stomach pooch? Vest! Is it because of those people that have vests with cats or horses all over them? Maybe it was the Christmas vests. They killed the industry didn’t they? I had to go to OSFcostumerentals to find any pictures of vests I liked. Apparently my taste is stuck in 1930.