I really need this winter thing to be over. I know other people have said it but I am just putting the exclamation point on that sentence. I am feeling a little lost right now as The MEGA MEGA Mega-thon thon thon is over and Havva “The Canadian Goddess” won the rowing race. Diane “The Pink Wonder Woman” raised the most money so they both received plastic trophies although I noticed Diane’s looked a little busted. They will punish me if I don’t mention that they raised over $11,000. I participated in the Mega-CycleFit and the Mega-AquaFit and now I have Mega- sore joints. Well truthfully just my right butt cheek hurts today. I must limp or something because I always get a pain there when I do too much.
Anyway, Now What? Poooooof! I am thinking I should weigh myself every 6 months on an important date so I have decided on April Fool’s the most unappreciated yet important day of the year commemorating all the fools and Darwin award winners out there who make us all feel better about ourselves. I don’t care about playing jokes on people for one day (The pictures are just some suggestions for people who do like the pranks). This day should be about the knuckleheads in your life. This started being about me weighing myself finally and suddenly it’s a rallying cry for nincompoops to be properly appreciated! Hmm. How to be properly appreciative when I receive accolades for making people feel good about themselves?
So what am I going to do to make sure that weigh in is a good one. Hmm if I want numbers on the scale I am going to have to make a further food commitment. Ohh! No more fattening bran muffins. Boo! Before you point out that I can bake my own healthy bran muffins. Let us just establish that that is very unlikely and if I baked a dozen I would eat a dozen. I didn’t used to eat the fattening store bought bran muffins and I don’t need the muffins. The second thing I need to do is get back to walking to work. Which means I will need my long johns ‘cause it is cold out there. Eh! shouldn’t be too many people on the sidewalk this way.
Winter go away! I want to walk to work in my shorts!