Yesterday I was annoyed as I often am in general. I was attempting the front crawl in the pool and unfortunately at my weight I am just too buoyant. I can feel that my butt is out of the water ‘cause there is just that much junk in the trunk. My back is arched too much because my breasts want to head for the surface as well. When I do the back crawl all is fine. My body is supported low in the water by my inner-tube butt and the chest is no longer an issue. Unfortunately you can’t zone out doing back crawl or you will hit the wall so that workout becomes boring fast.
Don’t get excited yet! I still have to prove my theory through rigorous trials! I want to let my ten loyal readers know first! Yeah, I am using exclamation points on the end of each sentence. I am restraining myself from capitalizing every line so … deal with it! There is a possibility that I have found the magic bullet that allows me to lose weight almost effortlessly! I know! I know! I am this close to tears believe me! Will this cure work for you? UHhhh, I dunno!
You may recall I wrote an article about Holley called “She’s 350 Pounds Olympics Bound”. Holley is a weight lifter and although she had no expectation of placing in the Olympics she did secure 10th place. She says she is joining Biggest Loser as a contestant because she feels her weight was one of the reasons she didn’t place higher even though in the past she felt it was a benefit in her sport. She had considered retiring from the sport but has changed her mind and wants to compete in the next Olympics in Rio de Janeiro. In order to join Biggest Loser she was forced to pull out of the Pan American Championships and the World University Games because of scheduling conflicts.
So I’m eating chocolate. Why? Duh it’s there and it’s yummy! Well Ok here is the thing. I got rained on on the way to work and my hair has frizzed out. You may recall Rosanna Rosanna-Danna! I am cold and I left my jacket at home and the jacket hanging in my office doesn’t go with this outfit and it’s gloomy out and … So I picked up some milk chocolate with hazelnuts. Not a “snack-size”, “family-size”. You know I restarted my healthy lifestyle yesterday. I let the gal at the gym measure me and everything. She was kind enough not to yell out any of the numbers.
This Fat Chick has trouble with the self-control particularly when it comes to junk food. I am very self-indulgent and I reward myself with sweets or crunchy salty food for every conceivable boo boo, emotional slight or even a win! I don’t have one bite ever. If I have one I have it all and then get some more. So I have to ensure I don’t take that first bite.That wait 5 minutes or 15 minutes or whatever thing doesn’t work for me either. After 15 minutes of waiting to see if I really want that chocolate I will be like a rabid dog and the binge that results isn’t pretty.
I can just tell this article is going to feel like giving a speech while naked! OK lets rip off the band-aid! I lost a pile of weight. I put a little bit back on and I have been sitting at the same weight for almost 2 years. Up 10 pounds then down 10 pounds. I’ll grant you I have tried some experiments that did not work out and I learned a few things about myself. I’ve been injured more than once for a long time now and that has added an extra level of difficulty to the challenge, but still I have a minimum of 150 pounds still to lose. I should be able to make some progress unless of course I am sabotaging my efforts. Dum, Dum, Dumb! The only reason to do that would be fear! So, what am I afraid of? Well like most people I am not a big risk taker and change is a risk. I have experienced some of my highest highs after taking a risk so I know stepping out of my comfort zone can be amazing. Hanging around in this big body, in my big comfortable chair, in my private … Continue reading
I think today I will talk about food and some strategies that are working for me. I know you are supposed to journal and I fight that tip every time I hear it. Well! I’m journaling just don’t call it that. I am using My Net Diary on my iPhone. Why does it work for me? Well first and foremost it doesn’t lie to me like much of the packaging at the store. I used to eat cereal, healthy cereal I thought. That was how it was packaged and presented. Put that in my handy dandy program and its telling me good job on the fibre but what’s with all this sugar and salt. Wait for this. The cereal was recommended by my doctor to get me more fibre. Anyway that has been a real help as I can scan barcodes at the store and see how different products compare quickly.
What is the deal when you can’t buy a vest anymore? In my opinion the vest is a great piece of clothing. You have a plain dress that shows off too many lumps. No problem put on a long vest all is forgiven. Outfit not professional enough for work? Get out the vest. Want to have all eyes on your face? Ruffled blouse with a vest. Funky? Vest! Stomach pooch? Vest! Is it because of those people that have vests with cats or horses all over them? Maybe it was the Christmas vests. They killed the industry didn’t they? I had to go to OSFcostumerentals to find any pictures of vests I liked. Apparently my taste is stuck in 1930.