I eat too fast! It’s a fact. When I was a child it was a race to eat your potatoes and get a second helping before my brothers finished them off. If something tasted horrible like squash (SHUDDERS!) you would start by shoveling as much as you could and choke it back before you tasted it. After that it was long hard struggle to wash the taste out of your mouth and then somehow take another bite. Once we got a dog some of the super time stress was reduced as Blackie the dog could be counted to eat anything.
Anyway! The fine people at Hapilabs have created a fork designed to slow down the food shoveling. My Chief of Research Havva was kind enough to pass on this link. When you start eating too fast the fork vibrates to let you know it is time to slow down. So now the only excuse for eating too fast is that your batteries went dead!