So this morning I was running my mouth as I often do while working out with my trainer. I don’t mean chatting although I was doing that too. I was giving him a hard time and generally being arrogant. Sometimes I get away with it without getting squashed like a bug other times the trainer challenges me with something new. Poor man I really am going to have to bake him a cake or … Oh right I don’t cook! I’ll offer him my best wishes some day! Yeah!
Today! It was SO GREAT! I was flipping this gymnastics mattress which I like ‘cause it feels good abusing that thing and slamming it on the ground. Hey sometimes I have to jog or do other exercises on that mattress and they suck! Anyway the trainer suggested I might just be able to push the big crash mattress across the gym floor. I thought maybe I could do it but he wasn’t sure. Hah! Did it! Laid on some attitude and said I can push this thing length wise. Apparently it was time to cut me down a notch because I got my wish. Foolish man just hasn’t figured out yet that I’m part bulldozer. I’m going to pay for it tomorrow but I did it and I loved it!
I guess this means I am qualified to … push cars out of snow banks. Actually I used to have a little putt-putt that I pushed out of a ditch … ‘cause I wasn’t too bright in those days and the concept that it could roll over on me didn’t occur to me. Well I guess I better put on my Super Fat Chick cape tomorrow because we are supposed to be getting Snowmageddon and the cities drivers will need me!