
Yep! That’s the face of a woman called Bulldozer!
So this morning I was running my mouth as I often do while working out with my trainer. I don’t mean chatting although I was doing that too. I was giving him a hard time and generally being arrogant. Sometimes I get away with it without getting squashed like a bug other times the trainer challenges me with something new. Poor man I really am going to have to bake him a cake or … Oh right I don’t cook! I’ll offer him my best wishes some day! Yeah!
Today! It was SO GREAT! I was flipping this gymnastics mattress which I like ‘cause it feels good abusing that thing and slamming it on the ground. Hey sometimes I have to jog or do other exercises on that mattress and they suck! Anyway the trainer suggested I might just be able to push the big crash mattress across the gym floor. I thought maybe I could do it but he wasn’t sure. Hah! Did it! Laid on some attitude and said I can push this thing length wise. Apparently it was time to cut me down a notch because I got my wish. Foolish man just hasn’t figured out yet that I’m part bulldozer. I’m going to pay for it tomorrow but I did it and I loved it!

Look! A bike in need of rescue! Yeah I see the lock. I guarantee you can slide that bike up the pole and over the top. I read it in the newspaper!
I guess this means I am qualified to … push cars out of snow banks. Actually I used to have a little putt-putt that I pushed out of a ditch … ‘cause I wasn’t too bright in those days and the concept that it could roll over on me didn’t occur to me. Well I guess I better put on my Super Fat Chick cape tomorrow because we are supposed to be getting Snowmageddon and the cities drivers will need me!
In one of my weight loss magazines, there is a photo of a successful candidate pulling her personal trainer’s car into the parking lot of her gym with rope and a great deal of determination, what do say Cindy? You can top that right???
What if my trainer drives a bus or half ton truck? It could be hard to find him a parking space! I would have to circle the block looking for a spot.