So I decided to be proactive and at least make a list of ideas for a blog post for Crabby McSlacker over at Cranky Fitness. Yes I can spell and define proactive and yes somebody wants to post my thoughts on their website! Well I guess she will want to read it first. Hopefully not print it just so she can shred it. We will just have to see. Anyway I figure I need something that is distinctly me, goofy funny containing fun like substances and be interesting and yet honor Crabby’s slacker vibe. Yeah, I know. Time for a nap! I was thinking of talking about how different people have different monkeys on their backs that they have to deal with. Often we don’t recognize our monkey but it is there. Naturally I started where all great posts start with the pictures! I need a picture of my monkey. Something like Tarzan’s Cheetah I would think, but like really laid back. Should be easy to do a little image search! That is when it all went horribly wrong and way off topic!
Yesterday I was annoyed as I often am in general. I was attempting the front crawl in the pool and unfortunately at my weight I am just too buoyant. I can feel that my butt is out of the water ‘cause there is just that much junk in the trunk. My back is arched too much because my breasts want to head for the surface as well. When I do the back crawl all is fine. My body is supported low in the water by my inner-tube butt and the chest is no longer an issue. Unfortunately you can’t zone out doing back crawl or you will hit the wall so that workout becomes boring fast.
I really need this winter thing to be over. I know other people have said it but I am just putting the exclamation point on that sentence. I am feeling a little lost right now as The MEGA MEGA Mega-thon thon thon is over and Havva “The Canadian Goddess” won the rowing race. Diane “The Pink Wonder Woman” raised the most money so they both received plastic trophies although I noticed Diane’s looked a little busted. They will punish me if I don’t mention that they raised over $11,000. I participated in the Mega-CycleFit and the Mega-AquaFit and now I have Mega- sore joints. Well truthfully just my right butt cheek hurts today. I must limp or something because I always get a pain there when I do too much.